I was on the train right before yours and it was perfectly clean, sorry.

Car stops on the road. Chemical engineer says lets check for fuel, probably not getting fuel. Electrical engineer says lets check for spark probably not getting spark. Software engineer says why don’t we just close all the windows and the car should run fine after that.

You could get a Fisher space pen and write upside down too.

I would like it if a shark would jump out of the water during filming, as a nod to shark week and the commercials jumping the shark.

Whiplash starter kit, and thankfully some doors you can unlock with a hanger.

Only if it is refried.

I think it just let the air out when the Germans showed up.

Pantera

Getting to heaven on a fire ladder? Something sounds suspicious, like a Metal song.

That flat tire is a Michelin.

I have faith in humanity after reading this article.

Dear Jay Leno Head, Where are the pictures of the “awesome minivan”

Anything replaced by carbon fiber on a Japanese car.

Children have a much faster reflex time, that is why you teach them young to do it.

How come this never happens at a bar? You have to stay until you are completely wrecked, I can’t let you leave here, start drinking.

All dogs go to heaven.

After the evidence is planted, how long does it take to grow?

After the evidence is planted, how long does it take to grow?

Secret is strong enough for a man but made for a woman. Maybe that was pledge, never mind.

Every 6-7 years I plan on having a baby and a very big family.

because it is less expensive (less material) than to have to follow terrain, build bridges etc.