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Murano Cross Cabriolet Monthly

Walmart sells the shit out of Passion of the Christ.

Some guys are turned on by girls who vomit in their mouth. Just say’in.

I don’t know what he is talking about, but I agree.

Every few hours it has to close all the windows and do a restart.

The only reason it is even acceptable now, the Aztek reminds me of one of the best television shows ever.

I gave some of my alcoholic friends 4 ball similar to this, and I get a call one night about how happy she was to always have my balls in her freezer whenever she ran out of ice. She did not know how funny it was, she was wasted. Great to know somebody loves your balls even if they are frozen.

I gave some of my alcoholic friends 4 ball similar to this, and I get a call one night about how happy she was to

A Baby back monitor.

A Baby back monitor.

Sounds like and L.E.D.EAL

Sounds like and L.E.D.EAL

You are 100% correct. Most overrated movie ever.

I was satisfied with the unopened package for 364 days. Until today. Please refund.

The Money from Chase comes as Interest income, I have a 1099-INT from them for last year for the $150.00 they gave me.

Ronco's wagon nutz.

Heavy Metal Pinata.

Kirkland is a land of plenty, a land of many, and long fucking lines.

Going near the edge of the grid.

Never mind.

For God sake please, will someone go make a gif out of the sinugators instructional video 1:09 to 1:13 Please. OMG it is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

They have Mexican Coke at Home Depots in Southern Nevada and Southern California, and guys standing in the parking lots too.