He is a goofy looking bastard. Easy to dislike for that reason alone.

I think he was faking it, just needed to let off some steam. You know how kids are.

Nice suggestion for the Zippo thing for the cold weather I will suggest this.

Gene is out of the country right now, he is ruining things abroad, Paul will have to fill in.

He probably got flustered looking at Erin Andrews smoking hot body, or Madison Bumgarner. I felt for the guy what an awful presentation.

People are made out of star stuff and have a look out a telescope.

Just wait until some rich guy bumps his noggin and sues the government for allowing vehicles that are "Unsafe at any speed"

Man I used to be so attracted the the test dummies when they were thinner.

I did not know soda bottles had eyes and they are looking at me.

Whenever I hear about a new in crate old bike I recall Pasadena City College had a motorcycle maintenance course for decades it closed in 1988 and still had 3 Brand new CBX's 1979 in crates and a few miscellaneous hondas and yamahas too, donated by the manufacturers never to be driven again. I imagine they went to…

You forgot Rhino Tusk that stuff is awesome slow roasted, and you will fuck like a lion, or a rhino.

Hindy.

I think you are both right, I am a fat bitter German stylist.

That's funny Dorito shaped rotors, when my sister drove my car after the water fell out the mechanic said it was a potato chip.

Celery Candy. Yum.

Strippers need privacy.

Get Lucky.

you don't sit in them you fly in them.

Sophomore year in high school I stayed a few extra minutes in class I had the hots for my teacher. Full glass wall with a Large door.Everybody leaves, get behind the door and I jerk it 3 times in 15 minutes. (oh to be young again) totally soaked those tissues and left them in the trash can by her desk. Everybody…