I hate people who knock Danica she is my girlfriend and I love her.

I am pretty sure I went "all the way"

He has a text number under the reply button, that is why you never get anything good off craigslist.

Penalty "Box"

In a plane so I could be in the mile high club.

Don't forget the guy who give him sponge baths.

Points finger at unwanted son.

Points finger at unwanted son.

I can't wait til Google puts a camera on a shark and when we use it we can call it Peg Leg man.

Some people smoke those things unfiltered too.

Maybe someone was doin it in the car?

Nissan 240SX with a tail.

Plastic toolboxes with drawers do not fare as well as their metal counterparts. I have one and when it is hot the plastic is not strong enough to handle the weight of and ordinarily loaded set of drawers. The top pulls up like a tent.

Spend 50 dollars

Spend 50 dollars

Mormons holy smoke.

I thought I had lost my virginity, now I have to go to a graveyard or something.

"I have never encountered corruption in Russia." Corruption encountered me as soon as the plane landed.

1. K 2. N

Thanks for sharing your day, please check EPA twitter account for more mpg fun.

Lowe's sucks.

Niki Rules.