This. Was. INFURIATING.

HOLY FUCK. I enabled this accidentally and was about to throw my phone out the window with all the text alignment, home screen, and back arrow reversals.

Pls run smash ultimate at >1080p (preferably 3440x1440) at 60fps (maybe 120?) and I’ll suck your di-I mean preorder the most expensive edition in support.

PokeballZ. Trophies. Fake & real smash ball. High frequency. It's the only way my co-workers stand a chance and I get to practice dodging more. Win-win.

This video made me head to the nearest konbini, buy a pack of cigarettes, head back to my balcony, light up a cigarette, immediately throw said cigarette and pack away because they fucking stink, then stare into the distance and contemplate my life decisions that led up to this point.

I believe that this will also fare as well as looking up a swan's butt could possibly go.

Deep voices are hot AF. The smash community needs to wake up and take a shower using actual soap if this is what they’re bitching about.

Just got my first attack jewel dropped 355 hrs in after 1 full day of farming jagras 🎵

STOP. I can only laugh so hard.

What’s a soccer?

Dance Rush is really meant to teach you how to do the Melbourne shuffle (Google it, you might find me since I’m in a lot of recent compilations of best shufflers. Was sponsored at one point in time so I guess ex-professional shuffler?). I’ve been shuffling for about 10 years now because I’m about dat rave life and the…

Yea I heard “gay Bowser”. Being the dank adolescent I was at the time, this led to me purposefully avoiding bombs while throwing Bowser off the platform.

I feel like this problem could have been easily avoided by just not drinking coffee. Of course, this is a galaxy brain solution so the next solution I see is having a PC in place of each console because PCMR...which is probs STILL a galaxy brain solution but hey, it’s what we do.

Ladies who can ball like this may not win a car, but they win my heart.

Oh shit, we DO have broad noses! I guess that’s kinda hot, but I’m more of an ass man. Can’t do too much with the nose in bed...unless you’re into that kinda thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)