Oh you must be a BMW owner.

Hey guys I found the BMW driver!

You must be a BMW driver

Whats that lever on the left side of my steering column for?

As the owner of a 97 Land Cruiser, I will say that it's sort of an open secret that people who like Land Cruisers for the reason they were built love the fact that they are bought new for a ridiculous amount of money, never taken off the pavement, then sold at 100,000 miles (ie, when perceived as too old) to people…

Can I interest you in one of these?

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Yes, that is a Bentley (next to the 300).

Agreed! That's a good one. When it first came out, I did a lot of doubletakes thinking there was an Aston behind me.

Fusion/Aston. At least head-on at first glance...

Keeping it South Korean:

oops, I thought this was a Fusion, my bad.

They're activated by the turn signal stalk. That's why they don't bother putting them on BMW's.

its a dodge.. it will be worth 20 grand or less in 5 years...

Let me preface this by saying that I really do love the Fiesta ST. It's about as much fun as you can have in a car. I love that it exists and that it's sold in America.

I once worked at a truck dealership as a mechanic - my Ford was across town at the dealer for service and I went by late in the afternoon to pick it up...while still wearing the obligatory blue shirt and pants with the day's grime in place.

We'll be OK. Just rent Red Dawn, and take notes.