a) The “cite your source” police is in force! That, in this case, is a red herring. Attack his argument, which is yes hyperbolic, but that a key is a high quality way to reduce accidental deaths from vehicles being left on.

I’m pretty sure there are some laws against jumping in or on vehicles that don’t belong to you without permission from the owner/operator. The driver is the victim in this case. Imagine if someone jumped on the back of your car in Compton while you were repoing their car? Well you’d probably fear that civil…

This comment thread really seems to have sparked some interest

This car is currently on AutoTrader classic in case you still want it.

way after the fact, but have any of you ever sold cars or worked at a dealership?