The thought of someone raping Little Miss Sunshine is giving me the worst cross of murderous rage and horrific sadness. Take care sweet Abagail.

I read the source “Us Weekly” first as “Us either”. Made total sense.

It’s like when you see people ordering chicken fingers at a seafood place - JUST STOP.

Guessing the contract’s not run out yet?

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

The sad part is I can’t even tell if that’s sarcasm or not. That’s how fucked up things are on the Internet.

Good job on dumping his ass, Toronto.

12 year olds shouldn’t be behaving like this either

Won’t someone think of the manchildren???

“Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult”

inb4 “liberal politically correct sjw cucks bring down another brave martyr in the name of spouting off like a 12 year old.”

Ron Paul, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul he thinks they are one person.

Thank you. I’m going to start reading every Trump transcript like it’s Heather Graham and Julianne Moore having a coke fueled conversation in Boogie Nights.

Would not surprise me at all, considering he allegedly only sleeps 3 to 5 hours every night.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

If this (barely) sentient cum rag understands that there are repercussions from his actions then we are in worse trouble than ever imagined.

Maybe, for a second, the clot moved.

(unintelligible screaming)

Why does Mario’s hat have an “L” on it?

Technically not actually a Mario character...although it is interesting that both the Zelda and Mario games have a connecting theme.