Beelzebillionaire

Huckabee’s gonna be all like, “spray more drakkar noir on me, Joey. More! I’m meeting with an important delegation tonight and their big Jew noses are extra-sensitive to smells. My feet are cold. Where in the heaping HELL IS MY SOCK BOY?”

I bet that’s what many a model has seen when faced with his advances...

I bet they all started calling him Burger Boy behind his back

Penis wrestling

Well, if i didn’t require a shower before.......

This kid feels the pain of everyone.

Is that because anyone over 65 is a leech that takes from all of society’s makers?

Nemo-nazis are bigots who play hateful hide and seek, hiding in public... they eagerly await being found by non-white people.

As annoying as those little berries are. They are oddly relevant in our current climate.

Member OSTARA? Member The German Occult Society that Hitler joined? Member?! Ooooooooooo I member!!!!

I somehow knew the Trump impeachment would involve restoring a severed unicorn horn.

That’s true. She really was keeping him in line and acting as his conscience. Her death hit him so hard that it’s almost like he’s rebelling against her memory.

The minute he joined that clan his cred and integrity, artistic and otherwise, practically evaporated overnight.

That guy would slap the jewels off Trumpye

We finally found his double! Especially the cheekbones.

Can you imagine College Dropout Kanye responding to Trumpye’s call for black people to quit complaining about racism?

They did that with Trump and look what we got

Where did College Dropout Kanye go? He’s been M.I.A. for so long.

She thinks he’s going to train her in the dark side of the force. You just know it.