Man let’s hope Hannah is in the first round of Hulkster-related job cuts @ Gawker Inc.

So you were a bitch and got rewarded for it? Congratulations.

Might be the first time she came up with something original.

How long does Stonehenge last before Michael Bay blows it up?

Fuck yea, the harpsichord is my JAM

You guys should’ve passed these tips on to Jon Snow.

Well, it wouldn’t be the internet without butthurt Christians.

You should try jizz for sleep instead, always works for me.

Waiting for the article in which Adam Clark Testes encourages the piracy of THIS movie.

A cable-car ride through the favelas??? So like, “It’s a Small World” with poor people instead of animatronic dolls?

Wow, you’re really adding some insightful commentary here.

Incorrect, there are many forms of stupid questions, including the ones the original poster asked.

Right before Daario shape-shifts into Euron Greyjoy.

I’m not entirely sure, but maybe it goes something like this:

Are we getting 500 Days of Jay Cutler?

If you really wanted to troll Jezebel commentators, you could’ve just written, “Idris Elba will never sleep with you because you’re fat and own too many cats.”

Jabronis is spelled with an “i”

Hopefully U.S. Soccer pays up before Hope Solo beats their asses.

I’m not buying this until you can change the name to, “Fuckface”.

You sound like a wise and benevolent overload. ALL HAIL SHARAZ JEZ