American League or National League?

If Sidd Finch wore platform heels.

Reading it again, I guess that could be...but I read it as “full meal = everything they ordered.”

I am surprisingly forgiving to my favorite restaurants.

Evidently, finding a cooked cockroach in a plate of fried noodles is not a dealbreaker.

I even accepted a re-made dish to go in lieu of taking the price of the roached dish off the bill.

(...as far as I know, no bugs were in the re-made dish...but thinking back,…

The restaurant HAD the chance to correct the issue...and they billed the group for the full meal (even for the food they hadn’t received.)

This is glorious.  It is the “chicks dig the long ball” for a new generation.  

That’s exactly what I was thinking.  Standing with the ball is at least honest compared to the four corners...

There used to be second half tips.  You kids and your possession arrows should get the hell off my lawn.

Grew up with an A&W drive-in restaurant in my hometown in Wisconsin. I definitely remember the Burger Family...and it was also where the Little League teams would go after games (the winning team got free ice-cream cones...the losing team would get free root beer...and honestly, I was fine either way.)

BUT the thing I…

Def Jam comedian John Mulaney agrees with you about the benefits of the grid system...

MGK is playing Tommy Lee???  From the looks of the picture at the top of the article, he’s a dead ringer for Vinnie Vincent...

Nicholas just needs to listen to this on repeat:

(...until he, like Joe, decides “Right. That’s enough.”)

I don’t think so.

Love seeing an OSW Review reference on Deadspin!

A winner is you!

I had no idea the Shaggs were still touring...

I told them once, I told them a HUNDRED times...put Spinal Tap first...Football Show last.

There’s one in Bremerton, I believe.

Sigh...another day, another Doug.

I was born in Wisconsin Rapids—the hometown of Dick Trickle. They used to have signs up at the edge of town that read, proudly, “Welcome to Wisconsin Rapids, Home of Dick Trickle.”

Made it hard to date girls from out of town.

I grew up with Kraft Deluxe. I still like it better than Velveeta’s pouch-cheese version (though I won’t turn the Velveeta down, obviously.)

I’ve started getting, just for some variety, the Cracker Barrel boxed mac & cheese...they’ve got a white cheddar, a sharp cheddar and a cheddar & havarti...

They’re not so…