(sigh)

There is only one Tesla killer

“Now make sure you do a right good job brushing your teeth.”

Yeah, but did anyone, you know look into if the government WAS experimenting on her?

Now TG is officially back.

The correct sound is brrrrrrrrrttttttttttt.

People don’t lift weights to become taller

Sorry you didn’t get to share your SAAB stories...

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

Sequels are never as good.

I like how every other comment on here is about how you’ll be buying this thing before the end of the day and then you post on here about how it probably has rust issues and nobody seems to notice. Are you trying to undo your reputation? I’m afraid it’s too late my friend....

Even though it looks like it doesn’t have rust problems from the outside, we really need to get an underbody shot. These things were plagued with frame rust issues.

I’m buying it and selling it to David Tracy for $3,500.

Some people aren’t car people and frankly they wouldn’t have the composure in a panicked situation like this to pull the e-brake. Drive an automatic? Do you ever use your own e-brake? Is it a van? Then the e-brake is a foot pedal on the left of the driver, how the hell are you going to get to that one?

What about…

Used to be that driving Corvettes with the top down nude through car washes on hot summer days was just a fun time, not jail time.

That’s not what they meant by SKYACTIV.

Crouching Mazda, flying Car.

“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?