Shero! Shero! Shero!... Oh wait, he’s not returning our calls? Or texts? Or emails? Or Morse Code SOS requests?... ah, go sell some ice cream, Shero.

While I don't fault him for passing on the Oakland job, I still can't believe he'd leave the pros for the minor leagues. Maybe he missed being surrounded by co-eds all night and day. One can get addicted to the nonstop flow of 19 year old cherry pie.

You have fun jumping into a fight with thugs. I'll be back here with a split screen recording and playing Angry Birds.

"i think i'm billy badass"

Look at this - a Pittsburgh guy agreeing with a Cleveland guy. Proof that not all rivalries have to be childish and moronic. But I do agree - banning everything we've talked about will not make assholes less of an asshole. It'll only increase the amount of drunk drivers in and around the city before the game. Catch…

Theirs also know chance at rehabilitation four guise who use the wrong homophone. I'm just going to get out of my genes and relax a bit, please excuse me.

I personally think iPhones are garbage, but will certainly pass this along to my mother. iPhones are terrific for older people who would have a bit more trouble learning an advanced device.

No, Shady just knows his auto is tip enough by itself. Sell it for $20 and stfu.

Ahh, this would not have been complete without the Costanza. Missed opportunity with not doing "Wrecking Ball," though.

This was so funny it took me 6 years to stop laughing.

Not cool. Berman is like a mixture of Fergie and Jesus. Always goes down smooth.

Thanks, Al!

He's striking out at a mind blowing rate against Triple-A pitchers. And he's been caught stealing 9 times. He'll be Will Venable soon enough.

Stupid? Stupid would be risking a deal that sends you David Price just so a mediocre outfielder could play a couple more innings before leaving your team. I'd reevaluate your statement if I were you.

Other teams did offer more in terms of unproven, high potential prospects. But they wanted major league talent. And that always will come at a much higher price.

"contender" in the broad sense of the word. It's a demotion regardless.

The trade was made "official" at the 4pm deadline. They remove him so that he's not injured in the next few innings and then all of a sudden the deal is dead without the opportunity to make another one.

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but that is ridiculous. The only rule that would "legally" effect the situation is MLB's policy against using cellular devices in the locker rooms.

And this is what a failed attempt at humor looks like, kiddos.

I agree that the "sad" is manufactured by the author, but I'm pretty sure a lot of athletes would disagree that it's just part of the business. Most would have developed relationships, implanted themselves in the city and have family who have adjusted even more so than themselves. It's not just what uniform you put on…