It’s hard to describe how much better the google assistant is than Alexa or Siri. It responds naturally, knows everything, and controls home devices almost flawlessly.

Quite real, and even worth following on Twitter.

He is for real, I assure you.

I get Netflix suggested groupings and for some reason it goes wrong and I get ‘Saw’ in “Heartwarming Family Comedies” from time to time.

I sure hope PornHub doesn’t start calling people out. You know, for my friend’s sake.

What the hell are you on about? My Moto X is still syncing multiple calendars (from Google Calendar and Exchange) just fine.

Hyperbole much?

I worked with a guy once who used to be an executive at Nielsen. He swore to me that the whole operation was essentially a scam. Though he himself later went to prison for Social Security fraud, so he might not have been a totally reliable narrator.

What the hell are Michigan and Wisconsin doing with the good States?

He’s President of the red part only:

They should bring back Josta, the best of the short-lived novelty soda.

Came here to say the same thing. I once intended to get a tattoo of the Josta panther. I’m glad I aged out of that desire, but I’d like to have the drink back on the shelves.

Jolt Cola was all right, but it wasn’t Josta.

Who threw the first punch?

It could have been submitted to Sundance had it been filmed in landscape.

That hotel worker stood there like he had a manual counter in his hand and was recording the beatdown stats for posterity’s sake.

“I’m pregnant!”

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

Colleen Dagg is officially invited to all the cookouts.