Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.

This will never get old to me.

He’s no cunt... he lacks depth and warmth.

Yup, Kasich gets the “moderate” appellation from national news only because the rest of his friends in the clown car is so fucking insane. He’s anti-choice, and it’s clear from this article why.

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

Honestly, all I can see about that movie is the heights. Vertigo every time. It took another reading to see your other pretty good argument.

never saw Die Hard/am not afraid of heights

I was keeping it together until “Candelabra Eurospoon.” Then I died.

Note: I am in no way defending either the letter writer or the responder from Uexpress. I think we can all agree they are both shitty people.

But if they aren’t approved for a license-do we go with the dystopia of forced abortions or being babies being ripped away to be raised by rich infertile families that paid for a license (and weirdly when the demand for babies goes up, more poor people start failing the test)?

It’s...not a thing. The subculture of people who are “poly” and “chill” doing heroin casually with people they meet online is exceedingly small. Please don’t do this again. I don’t even know you and I care about you more than a bored poly housewife who’d give an inexperienced stranger heroin.

Yeah. Ben just said something super cunty/stupid and he’s really pleased with himself. Jen’s about to tell him she hopes his dick shrivels up and falls off. Both of these “smiles” say “I hate your fucking guts”.

I quite like the idea of a divorcing set of parents continuing counseling to work out a co-parenting plan. If that is what they are doing, good for them and their children.

I don’t see a smile. I see a “The fuck is wrong with you, dude?” look.

He looks like an alternate universe Stephen King in that photo. The universe where King is an unsuccessful blogger.

Like are we supposed to be amused by his casual tone regarding war orphans? Haha, remember that time we thought about lifting a child who has witnessed horrible atrocities out of poverty and giving him/her a new family, but then we didn’t because that’s obviously fucking crazy. Hahahaha.

A photo of the author discussing his “sex life” with “Kathy.”

I know, between him and the time I got pressured into reading Infinite Jest, I’ve had my full quotient of rich, white male whiny fiction.

seriously though.