Is it ironic that the police ended up taking his photo anyway?

They have to cut his bits so that Pete Davidson can blab about his life on Update.

Go Bears!

So, you’ve still got that to look forward to!

Way ahead of you, partner. 

Jennings is also pretty funny.

Never Forget.

- Sent on the Burnerfone 3g Network

“It’s okay, this letter will be much better received, I discovered this cool new font called Papyrus.”

From: Kenny Frazier

File under: headlines that should’ve ended after the fourth word.

Talla leads Locar to Kelly’s small town USA simulation

I was 13 when Letterman first did the bit with Dick Assman. My friend and I called Information for Saskatchewan and got his number and called him. I don't know what we thought we were going to do with that. But we called and talked to him and he was really nice and gracious to a couple of middle school dorks who…

Oh, come on! My taste is garbage! The last time I did that lead directly to the Swing revival of the 1990s!

Ignoring the grades, the criticism by Stephens (most certainly last week) and this week, ignores to my mind, the tragedy and sympathies this series does a very fine job in creating,. Instead the reviewers cynicism upends any credibility while revealing a lack of empathy for human failings Last week’s gorgeous…

It is, though. And it has been for a while.

Why did your parents kill their friend?

By asking this question, you have inadvertently willed into being “Rap Academy,” a new VH1 reality series where 2 dozen dipshits from Soundcloud will live in under one roof and learn from the cheapest B-list rappers the network could wrangle for a monthlong shoot.

In this classroom, you gotta pass the test...or get…