It’s not for hitting Machado. He was gunning at his head. Twice. Those Orioles announcers are garbage, but the one thing they finally circled around to (sorta) is that if you want to drill a guy with a pitch, you hit him in the back or ass. Aiming at a dude’s head is life threatening.

He looks like someone put the world’s worst wig on a jack o’lantern. It’s terrifying.

Palmeiro was immediately awarded a Gold Glove after DHing for one game.

I don’t think anyone came here to argue the Giants played well.

You sound bitter.

It’s a proverbial low bar to get out of the greys.

If she has to be there to see the ball, to feel it... well I suppose I wouldn’t be doing my civic duty if I didn’t volunteer to assist.

Dumb thing? I kept asking myself “Why?”. Still, no answer.

You do know Frank Thomas is in the Hall, right? Was he a baseball player? Paul Molitor spent a bunch of his career as a DH. Is he okay in your book?

Seriously, that run-down was terrible.

In a broader sense, one could say football fans do not represent the intelligentsia. It’s a sport that promotes violent “hits” against another human being to end nearly every play.

Or illustrious.

Sad news for this Sox fan. Was just texting a buddy the other day about how I don’t care one way or the other when Remy is out, but its awful when Orsillo isn’t in the booth.

Did you have a bad relationship with your dad? Me too.

Hot Christmas Morning

I’d trade Omaha and it’s steaks for something like Cork County in Ireland. Cork is more scenic, and we could swap out the beef for lamb. We could even throw in Boise to sweeten the deal. The Irish couldn’t turn down all those potatoes.

Denver is west. Salt lake city as well. Omaha is Midwest.

No one has ever referred to Vegas as a heartland city.

I’m getting a “slightly more damaged Corey Feldman” vibe.

Colbert is a goddamn national treasure. He really comes off as one of the brightest and kindest people you would ever encounter.