I know its a sarcastic piece. . . if their was parking in Manhattan, driving would not be a bad idea. Not sure where you are supposed to park as it is now.

Why does anyone willingly live in NYC?

Well then, that just further confirms my belief that the ACLU and the NRA are pretty much the same. More power to each of them as far as I’m concerned.

The ACLU defend plenty of 2nd Amendment cases. They’re just never mentioned because it damages the right’s media painting of them as damned sissy libruls.

Define track ready... Is it “if you track it and something breaks due to a defect, we fix it under warranty.”

Not the first time Cal football has been defined by a sad trombone sound.

This girl was following some very red-flaggy people on Twitter. Radical Iranian clerics, Anonymous, Snowden, Assange...

Apparently she changed her name to “Reality”.. which to me is hint #1 right there of potential issues. lol

How does someone name their child Reality Winner?

He said dinner! He didn’t say where.

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

No comparison to Playstation Vue? Which despite the name, doesn’t require a Playstation at all and has worked better than Sling for me.

Not everything on PBS is worth funding. 

PBS receives approximately 12% of its funding from the federal government.

Other people should be forced to fund something you enjoy?

Why don’t you and the people who enjoy it fund it? Either through advertisements or their shitty fund raisers?

I’m not entirely clear why there’s a need for government funded television anymore. What makes any of their programming different than what any other station can provide? There’s no reason those shows can’t be on other channels and vice-versa. In fact, some are.

Lets look at some PBS content to discover why some non-immoral non-greedy fucks want to defund federal spending on PBS:

It absolutely should be defunded. While they do produce some quality programming, they are far from the only ones. Why spend taxpayer dollars on this when there is so much quality programming out there? What’s the point?