Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

The hot dog race gets dirty

The Red Sox play tomorrow. 

i don’t think it will. the mind boggles that with that number of writers, they can’t give us no more than 2 okay-ish eps a season.

“you can clearly see the same guy who shouted “spic” screaming, “Beaners! Spics!””

He can’t be a Bronco, because that one time they asked him to take a huge paycut and he said no thanks. So they decided he had his chance and blew it.

He certainly is an adequate QB but calling him “one of the best” is pretty Islamabad.

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

Maaybeee. It’s hard to say if he had the gun in the car because he planned to use it that day, or if he’s just one of those people that always has a gun in his car. The latter are kind of frighteningly common.

“Ali G, Borat, and Brüno were, which is that celebrity culture and artistic scenes are often vapid, soulless, and thirsty.”

His rapping skills on the other hand... Are even worse.

Anyone else remember when pop stars sold music by making good records rather than soap operas and instagram feuds?

Take a deep breath Brad.

... he says via Twitter 

To be fair, the Blues Brothers had a cop motor... a four-hundred-and-forty cubic inch plant, to be exact.

Simple solution: leave all the bridges up.

...What? Illinois is definitely NOT in the northeast, we’re solidly in the MidWest thankyouverymuch.

The term you’re going for is “Gucci” Socialist. :P

Ding ding! We have a winner.