When are we going to pass “common sense” pipe control legislation?

Exactly

Additionally, parking them next to parallel parking spots means I can’t get my wheelchair out.

Fuck’em.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

So someone who Gizmodo/Jezebel/etc has ridiculed terribly over the years is now celebrated simply because she’s an open Democrat? God, this website sucks.

Both Boba and Jango Fett were played by a Maori.

The hot dog race gets dirty

The Red Sox play tomorrow. 

Mine is earth and how not to totally fuck it up.

Cool story. Maybe start your own blog instead of creating your own article on other peoples.

“Disclosure: I vaped the entire time I was writing this article.”

i don’t think it will. the mind boggles that with that number of writers, they can’t give us no more than 2 okay-ish eps a season.

“you can clearly see the same guy who shouted “spic” screaming, “Beaners! Spics!””

I want to see your face once they announce “Loki Begins.”

His parody note is no more ridiculous than the letter that this woman conveniently writes now. Even had something occured, there is this little thing known as a statute of limitations. The wastes of human flesh that are Feinstein, Booker and Harris should be ridiculed at every opportunity. 

On the bright side, it could be they spotted a planet killer asteroid on a collision course with the planet.

He can’t be a Bronco, because that one time they asked him to take a huge paycut and he said no thanks. So they decided he had his chance and blew it.