It doesn’t matter because you won’t get one. They’ll be sold out before you can click the button, and Nintendo will stop production because fuck you.

I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

The protection it affords, is that it is more difficult or expensive to get the new, uncommon pattern. Taliban would have to get it delivered from China, probably. Obviously it won’t always work, but to the extent the bad guys want to work on the cheap, it saves lives.

I know its a sarcastic piece. . . if their was parking in Manhattan, driving would not be a bad idea. Not sure where you are supposed to park as it is now.

Why does anyone willingly live in NYC?

fuck all these ego maniac celebs and billionaires

“I feel a responsibility as the CEO of an important company to grow jobs in the United States...”

Well then, that just further confirms my belief that the ACLU and the NRA are pretty much the same. More power to each of them as far as I’m concerned.

The ACLU defend plenty of 2nd Amendment cases. They’re just never mentioned because it damages the right’s media painting of them as damned sissy libruls.

I have a feeling that news outlets have over-marketed the shit out of this and ultimately there won’t be much of actionable substance. I’m sure he’ll say some things that will make a lot of people further question what the hell is going on in DC. I’m sure there will be some great soundbites and parts of the…

Define track ready... Is it “if you track it and something breaks due to a defect, we fix it under warranty.”

Because someone as totally awesome as Wonder Woman wouldn’t use a crappy iToy.

With adblock turned on, sure.

Someone actually got paid to write this article?

Not the first time Cal football has been defined by a sad trombone sound.

This girl was following some very red-flaggy people on Twitter. Radical Iranian clerics, Anonymous, Snowden, Assange...

Apparently she changed her name to “Reality”.. which to me is hint #1 right there of potential issues. lol

How does someone name their child Reality Winner?

Fuck Tim Cook and Elon Musk and every other self-serving shithead CEO who merrily went along with Trump right up until he pulled out of Paris and their PR staff told them “yeah, OK, the polling on this is real bad, you need to distance yourself now.”