you deserve so many more stars

The police did not have to be called but the lady who called the police did not deserve a video taped lecture about it.

AMEN

that might explain his lack of upper body strength

While acceptable in Florida, no. It did bring back fond memories of my classmates saying “shit I’d rather buy a cheeseburger”

I swear to you - high school drivers ed teacher “you won’t get a ticket for going 5mph above the speed limit, but you will get one for going 5mph under”

I love everything about all of the Saturns

But that truck will never see mud.

because people can’t stay behind the wheels of their own cars.. blame the Tesla?

and the car was spotted by a “max”

solid answer

That thing is gorgeous

Latinos dont think Black people should use Bodega either!

Let me just say - this is the most beautiful and well written article that has ever been posted on all of kinja. You deserve a raise or a job at speedhunters.

so the liberals are the fascists, got it

I would buy this before my fictional land rover purchase.

I am a little shocked at the escalation of force here, and I’m likely the same guy who would say “why didn’t he just comply” but that was excessive.

Some would call it fake news

Burger King built that bridge, so your argument is invalid

Totally agree.