When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

Did tongue cancer leave you without tastebuds?

“...And for that reason, I’m out...”

After reading this, maybe I’ll watching. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.

Glad to see Beefeater get some love. I’ve been recommending it to people for years and they always look at me like I just recommended Jim Beam. It’s just so clean and simple. It just tastes like gin.

Word. Negroni and Tom Collins are the only gin cocktails I drink on the reg. Both delicious, IMO.

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

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That’s a bold statement.

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The lack of transition from paragraph 1 to 2 made this post super-creepy.

If my car broke down on the side of the road on a rainy night, there are two NFL coaches I’d like to render assistance :

1) Jim Tomsula, since he probably knows how to fix it. If not, he’d give me a ride home.
2) Andy Reid, since he probably has some leftover ribs and burnt ends he could give me while I wait for a…

I was SCREAMING THIS on twitter and in my house. I’m glad I came here and saw this. Coughlin “took the points” like a fool.

think about it:

Also, don’t we have enough statistics now that even NFL coaches know to just go for it on 4th and short?

It is pathetic. It’s fucking sports and you’d think somebody killed our moms. It makes me want to smash my friends in the face with my car.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

Finally the King of Throws is free from the shackles of villains. The villagers will rejoice and become lubricated on sour wine. There will be a festival in the town square and many young saplings will be conceived this night. The King of Throws will bring peace and prosperity to the land and mighty rivers of beef…