Kids have ruined my favorite local bar. Yep, BAR. It’s a motherfucking bar. It is small, cramped, serves a-step-above-bar-food (pizza, wings, hot dogs, basically), and has an enormous craft beer selection. There are five TVs, all showing various sports. And it’s right down the street. And we started going there two…

I don’t like children as a general rule, so my take on this issue is inherently biased, but I’m gonna spew crap out of my face-hole anyway.

That’s badass.

Would you like to know more about how the Ford Transit is beating up the competition?

It’s not even all that hard. You formulate 4 consecutive swatch sets on alternating weeks, making sure to bifurcate your clam ratio. He probably just starts out with a full set of Scuba Dips, heck he might even chain the algebra for extra resistance. I just don’t know. I’ll bet he goes hard on the pump deck to get the…

And goddammit, can we please stop rising for “God Bless America” in the seventh? It’s not the national anthem. I’m not getting off my ass twice in one game to fellate the flag again.

I’ve been going to 15-20 games a year for over 30 years and I have never caught a ball. If I ever do, I’m keeping it and I don’t give a shit if the poster child for Jerry’s Kids is sitting next to me.

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

The irony is that all the hate Caitlyn Jenner gets over this just shows how much courage it took to go public in the first place

There are no formal charges against Blazer, but a suit is pending.

Scouting reports list Steward Butler as serviceable.

Shots Fired! LeSean McCoy Says Every Black Player on Eagles Team Sucks

Fuck the DH. If you play on the field, you should have to get in the box, and vice versa. I will take an NL game, with the late innings chess match that typically comes about, over those high scoring 5 hour slogs that happen in the AL anyday.

I know I am probably in the minority but i would rather see guys stealing bases than hitting homeruns. A stolen base is just a more exciting play to watch.

It’s basketball- you should be able to play any fucking defense you want. The NBA is basketball -themed entertainment.

Should've been 2 charges on ND's big guy that both went as blocks. Totally different game if he sits and NE's big stays in longer.

The bullshit call at about the 2:35 minute mark of this game against NE really helped ND. Took 35 seconds off the clock and killed NE's momentum.

Someone drunk is yelling at a woman behind him, who is drunk, while his drunk friend tries to pull him away. There's a security worker trying to move the drunk whose yelling out of his seats. As he tries to sort that out, a woman, different from the one who was getting yelled at in the beginning, makes her way into…

I trust her. She appears to be a board-certified McD.