My heart shrunk three sizes from watching this trailer.

The Phineas and Ferb ones are funny, too.

“The time for me is here!” is absolutely something Q would say.

I think the problem here is that somebody clearly has.

“Toynbee will be right” would impress me more.

“Now it was once again a book on a shelf. Our count of enchanted objects had diminished by one.”

Okay, here’s the thing. I’m a writer. Not necessarily a very good one, and certainly not a famous one, but I’ve made a tiny bit of money at it and intend to make more. (Not enough to quit my day job... like I said, I’m not claiming to be a good one LOL)

With frickin lasers!

Time ran backwards until Jesus was born. Duh.

Any chance the US could replace the current one with this upgraded Disney version?

Darmok and Jalad, in dipping sauces.

Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine. Women and children first, orders of Captain Zeep.

He was saving up all of his force powers for that force kick the following day.

I like Dan Jones. He has the Daniness of Dan Brown, but doesn’t skimp out on the Jonesiness of Alex Jones.

“West Virginians’ dislike for the Democratic Party’s positions on hot-button social issues has become stronger than their affinity for the party on economic issues.”