God damn it. When you said 850 I thought you meant Volvo 850.

I’d rather see pics of your 850.

DIESL would have been more apropos. 

At least back in the day, they didn’t just remove the A/C knob and make you pay $500 for the knob, the car legitimately did not have the hardware necessary to have A/C.

100% with you, my western friend.

So many people around my town get DUIs for riding eBikes tanked. And they ride eBikes because they got a DUI and lost their license.

I want that law!

iDrive hurts my brain.

I was more concerned about the burning oil part, to be honest. 

Can we make the argument than the 6.2 is actually a big block because it’s bore size is greater than 4 inches?

Pretty sure that's a lambo, dude. 

Can you flat tow a Subaru? 

The internet blog commenting crowd hath spoken! Banish him! It's the only way! 

God damn it, are tiki torches racist now? Is nothing sacred?

With all them smooth bumps on the inside for grip. 

Seems like a nicely wrapped package that contains a disappointing drivetrain and a shit infotainment system. It’s too bad because at least it looks cooler than a CRV or [insert generic CUV model here].

I was so happy to have found my car without a scratch and free of bodily fluids. 

FB or YouTube? 

When my car was stolen, I literally went on the hunt for those who took it. I mean, it wasn’t just a 4Runner, it was my project car, but regardless I totally get wanting to find the shitheads who jacked your shit. I had a manhunt out for these kids. I drove every street in town. Everyone in a 100km radius of my small…

Just wait though, HD will have a Screaming Eagle kit to add on this for extra $$$.