Rear-engine, swing-axles, awesome lines; it can’t be coincidence

Three months ago, a friend of mine, that by the way has one of the most amazing ‘67 Corvette here in Italy (427 cu in, big block v8, manual 4 speed) called me on the mobile telling me to came out my place to drink a beer with him... After 5 minutes I heard a fantastic V8 sound coming from the neighborood and suddently…

For some reason I’ve been getting Esquire magazine every month for almost two years. I definitely never subscribed to it and I have no idea why I am getting it. What I’m trying to say is, I’d much rather be getting Corvette Quarterly.

On the strength of this piece, I feel comfortable saying Alissa is an unproductive, stupid piece of shit with a dearth of character.

Yeah, seasonal makes sense. But cold day/hot day is total BS.

Except at the depth where the tanks are buried, the temperature is a constant 15 Celsius (sorry, I don’t know what that is in Fuckingheit). This notion of colder denser gas has been tested and debunked.

Why burn your plastic recyclable bottles? Just do what I do and throw them in the ocean.

I love the idea too! And in Alissa’s honor, after they fill up my car, I’m going to see if they’ll also fill up my fire pit with gasoline so that I can burn all of my plastic recyclable bottles in it.

What? He’s using gas to bring you something that you could have gotten yourself. Nobody’s saying they're perfect analogies but the essentials are the same.

As a confirmed lazy piece of sh*t, I love this idea. And I drive a gas-guzzling SUV, so I’m doubly a piece of sh*t.

For Cobras, the answer to the question “is it a replica?”, is always: “it’s a replica”. Real Cobras not in climate controlled garages are about as common as unicorns these days.

FFR Cobras aren’t built on any preexisting car either...

Replica Cobras with rims bigger than 15s make me cry.

Unlike some other kit cars that may be based on a car already in production, Backdraft replicas are made with...

It’s like Uber for lazy pieces of shit.

Out of curiosity ...... you do understand how gas currently gets to the gas station correct? You also understand that there is a distance you drive to a gas station if one isn’t on the way to where you are going. In addition the most convenient gas station may already have a higher cost per gallon that the average in…

Whats the deal with you tree hugging liberals? What difference does it make if you drive to the gas station or if the gas station drives to you? Its the same miles driven, and probably comparable amount of gas burned and emissions out a tailpipe.

My Mom always said people that swear lack the vocabulary to properly describe the situation. “Lazy pieces of shit” -Alissa-, yeah Mom was right. This piece is a sad excuse for journalism.

Can we presume you never have anything delivered? No takeout food, no vitamins from Amazon or groceries from Fresh Direct. It’s the only way you could have written this article without being hypocritical.

Gee, I was just about to say the opposite; I really want to agree with her, but she makes it a little hard by being so indignant and self righteous.