Oh, come one. Costco? Tomsula? Do you think he’s some kind of bourgeoisie son of a gun?

Admittedly, its a little harder to make an economic case at $2/gallon (Depending on where you live, Electric is cheaper down to $1.50 gas, but the performance hit between these two cars makes the sacrifice hard even at $2) that being said, when gas was $5/gallon a couple years ago... it was an easy decision.. I don't…

Um, Benefit Street is where all the houses built in the 16-1700s are. I doubt there’s one 7-bed house on that whole street. They all cost as much as a 7-bed house would, though. And all their floors are horribly uneven.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

This might help you out: four steps to shut Preston up for good.

During the Patriots’ first playoff game, I’m going down into Rickman’s basement to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Next you’ll be telling me that jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

Probably because then it looks like you have a soggy diaper ass like the person in the pic!

Jim Tomsula also has a carport.

If it were Brandon LaFell, he never would have occupied the house, because he would have dropped the keys.

To be fair I would almost be concerned if there weren’t references to it. Pleased, but still concerned.

If you act quickly you can still edit it and act like you never said anything about scissor doors...

The real sin is hearing tons of Bostonians pronounce “carport.”

Bethesda, here’s the tip for a future patch. Do something about it. We are making jokes here, but it’s really annoying. Make the settlements something more useful on the next updates.

Floor mats get wet in every country.

“You Can Buy This Lamborghini Gallardo For The Price Of A Used Honda Civic”

Actually, after all these years we finally have definitive proof “THAT” was not a Lambo (dude!):

Would you like to get kicked in the balls by someone wearing Adidas or Superga sneakers?

Probably some rich Emirati kid who thought it was just a mirage.

“It’s a lease!” He said as he extended his right foot forward on the accelerator.