The WTF is strong in this one, I feel a great disturbance in the moronosphere

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

That’s what you do with carriers. You point the thing into the wind and crank up the engines. If you can get wind moving over the deck at 30+ kts, that’s that much less speed you need out of the airplane when launching them and less differential between aircraft/ship speed when landing.

Judgingby the swells, a VERY strong headwind

I gotchu brah.

“Ugh, he has this ugly old jeep that doesn’t even have windows, but it’s supposed to be worth, like, a couple million dollars or something.”

He means “2JZ”

Dawg we’ve done this like 16 times already. Let me save you all some trouble, because the last one was barely half a year ago.

#COTD

Maybe she backed something else up 😮

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Oh god, who let Germany build a superior tank again?

The lambo reference is to the kids who took the video and said, “I’m pretty sure that’s a lambo dude”

Or they end up crashed in a lake, like this lambo

/checks vagina

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

The Panthers were trying to get in Beckham’s head and it pretty clearly worked.

They officials aren’t any worse. There are just more camera angles.