It's like a physical manifestation of a 10 year old's drawing of a car.

This is so crackpipe it should have one of those little roses in it. This is so crackpipe it should come with a bed full of choreboy. This is so crackpipe it should burn your fingers when you touch it.

men and women both have breasts/nipples but women's breasts are "offensive" or "sexual" while men are able to walk around topless no problem.

I don't disagree with her message about male nipples vs female ones, but coming from her it just seems like

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

They're nice boobs.

maybe the issue with his ankle was having 450 pounds resting on it all day

"Drawings of tree bark? At least you could afford paper! We 'ad to make do with bloody stone carvings of tree bark!"

They say Kim Jong Un can fly a jet without it's targeting computer. He was actually the one who flew down that trench not Luke skywalker.

Gotta admit, if I was the Dear Leader...I'd make them let me fly it.

Tree bark?! Pffaw, when I was your age, we ate drawings of tree bark, and we were thankful!

I'm guessing the thinking went "leather jacket = cool, so entire flight suit made of leather = even cooler than what the Americans have".

For a threat, they still sound entirely way too polite.

Lovely analogy.

Thats a nice looking crosstour for a change. i guess the wheel-well gaps made it ugly. Remove it and problem solved...

Duh! You have to warm it up first. Otherwise, no, it's not the same. It's more like necrophilia.

made me laugh

Yes, fuck the homeless. That's why I gave the dude exactly what he said he wanted. I know you would've been a lot happier if I told him to get a job and reported him to the police, right?

So I might as well share this story here because why not.

So a year or so ago I worked for a college transit system - I had started as a bus operator, but was now a supervisor assistant. However, I occasionally had the opportunity to cover an open shift.

One day I pulled up to the on-campus time check, right in the…