“Perhaps this is the strategy with Aston’s “unlimited mileage” warranty: the miles are indeed unlimited. But the days you get to actually drive your car… that’s where they get you.”

Sure but you dumping 20 gallons at once would get you noticed and subsequently crucified.

Do 6 months in federal prision for EPA violations.

“Let’s just yank it out sideways with 100lbs of ice on it” Those guys are the worst.

First thing I’d do is get my alignment checked. Looks like a lot of lateral strain on that front end the way they just pulled it by the top of the wheel. This along with an additional thousand pounds wieght from the ice on top probably did a number on the suspension.

And this brings us back to the problem with the Ridgeline. It seems comfortable. It looks good. It has a roomy interior. It has a powerful V6. It has a large bed that beats most competitors. But is that enough for truck owners? Hell no! Most pickup owners will look at the Ridgeline and laugh, as they cruise around in…

Stop. Just knock it off Jr. Don’t act like you’ve never seen what gets done in a tuner engine swap. No OEM is going to chop the firewall and widen the driveline tunnel etc. Such small modifications change the outcome of little things like crash test and handling dynamics. You clearly have less Jalop-reality. Just…

There isn’t room for one in a production run version. I have a JK and can confirm that the Pentastar V6 is shoehorned in there as it is.

BMW Z4 overbite is in there too.

The silver lining is a bed even half full of gravel is beyond this thing’s payload rating.

“...and can be had in front-wheel drive form”

All I can think of when I look at this is what a pain in the ass it would be to keep the front of that thing clean.

Thank You

Citations?

Wow. Such a fantastic life you must live. Following the tabloids so closely and all must be very fulfilling.

Yes you’re right. I never said I didn’t like it. It just doesn’t look like a Buick. New Buick or old Buick or older new Buick or whatever the fuck I’d love to see it happen.

It looks good but it doesn’t look like a product you might associate with the “new Buick”.

I’ll believe it when I see it in showrooms.

Because Carroll Shelby was a dickhead and sued the fuck out of everyone who did that. Now his heirs will do it for him.