Nissan Frontier 4x4. Cheap and reliable. (and you might be able to get it in a stick shift!) Dog might be a tight fit though.

This needs to happen.

Please also remember that CR7 is actually older than Wayne Rooney - amazing!

That giant neck tattoo on Ederson’s face/neck has to be one of the worst tattoos in sports history. It looks like a fungus.

This is basically how Lyft/Uber are doing - investors subsidize it until it becomes profitable 

Can’t wait for NFL style commercial breaks while we look at replay for five minutes 

When my wife(!) knows the names of NFL Referees, that’s a huge problem

He 100% needs to be

Skimpers... err... Sketchers

I coughed and locked up my back. 

So sad that it’s someone’s (7x) Grandma :(

Clearly a cover for something more shameful

USC/UCLA Football ... then NFL Football

It’s gotta be the weather, right? That’s the only actual real benefit that I see. Maybe just being around other celebrities too

The Marlins also have two World Series championships in my lifetime. 

I still firmly believe that he didn’t actually want this job, or ever think he would win. He just ran for president as a PR stunt to drum up some good ratings for whatever tv show he was going to do next

No surprise that a dude named the Manimal brings the Energy! The Manatee though ...

See also Eric Byrnes

Bird bird bird bird is the word

Safeties often play “Centerfield” which is actually the best/ most accurate one