We didn’t have a wedding cake disaster but we almost did! Our wedding was loosely garden party themed and we had a pretty, simple white quilted cake. When the cake delivery people showed up they unboxed and set up a beach themed cake. Luckily my husband was over near them and caught the error RIGHT before they left. I…
You are easily my new favorite person!! Every bride (or just generally spineless human like me) needs someone like you in their corner.
My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…
Ugh, I KNOW the grass is always greener on the other side, but I so wish I had small boobs like that. The way I dress is far better suited to small tatas.
There was some sort of miscommunication, wherein I said “I really really really want this one particular cake at the wedding reception” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyiv_cake) and my father-in-law heard “I don’t want a cake at all.” We had this really lovely dessert table, and nobody realized anything was amiss, but…
YES. When I saw the header image, these are the thoughts that went through my brain in the span of about a second and a half:
Pretty sure Janeway is anti-abortion though.
MAYBE. Did you also cut their mouths open with scissors so that you could make their lips open and close if you squished the sides of their faces? Or pop their heads off and cram stuff in there so they had “brains”?
I used to chew the shoes.
Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…
You know there are more sexual orientations than just gay and straight right?
“No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.”
yea but could she drink as much as I did this weekend
My best friend’s mom needed a kidney and no one we knew was a match. So my friend and I gave genetic information to the Univ of Neb Med Center and they submitted it to the Paired Donation database. Turned out I matched a guy in Iowa (who needed a kidney) and my friend’s mom matched his wife (who was a willing donor).…
Get black out drunk on the weekends? Hey, whatever. But use weed to help your debilitating disease and get fired because fuck you, that why. Absolute bullshit.
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I’m Mexican and Catholic. Our tradition is to leave it next to the image of the virgin Mary to ask her for her blessing in our marriage. I crossed my husband for the first time there after I placed the bouquet in the altar. It had a meaning for me because my grandma always crossed my grandpa whenever they were…
Instead of tossing the bouquet, I handed it to my good friend who was getting married a few months after me, and had everyone toast her and her fiancé. She took the ribbon and little jewel pins from my bouquet and had them incorporated into her bouquet, then did the same thing I did, handed her bouquet off to her…
My friends did a cat toss instead—they threw a stuffed cat into the whole assembled crowd and the person to catch it was supposed to be the next person to get a cat.
My dad constantly questioned me to make sure there was only one baby in there. He kept reminding me about the woman with two uteruses / uteri? and he was worried I didn’t know if I had one uterus or two.
