When I was little I told my mom I didn't ever want to get married because I didn't want to have to kiss the guy in front of all those people. She informed me that there was no need to kiss, we could just shake hands. That made me feel a lot better.

Prepare for the most English thing that any of you have ever, or will ever, have the privilege of hearing: in the CofE (that's the Anglican church) wedding ceremony the bride and groom are never asked to kiss. They are told to shake hands. This took both my husband and I by surprise. The Canon didn't bother to mention…

I'm moving from a more upscale place to a mom and pop sushi bar that I worked at 7 years ago. I'll be making less money, but at least the managers/owners are humane. Like I constantly tell friends and family not to come in to the restaurant I currently work at because at least once a week, a server or cook is forced…

oh shit that dress is amazing!

This wasn't really a disaster, but it was kind of funny.

Not even terrible but (entire story NSFW)......Two days before my wedding, I got my period. My period is usually fairly well behaved- first day heavy, tapers off fairly quickly, lasts about 4 days total, move on with life. Not this time. We arrived in Vegas (Vegas wedding for the win) and had sex which made our hotel…

For my wedding I had decided to have the center aisle lined with ivory silk rose petals and brass lanterns containing electric (thank God) candles. I tasked my dad with placing the lanterns, telling him to leave room for us to walk. Apparently he didn't take my dress in to account. As I started down the aisle, I…

My zipper broke during pictures, half an hour before the ceremony. So the moms had to sew me into it. My husband had to cut the zipper off later. (Not in like a sexy way, like in a "we have to get up at 4 am and still have shit to do" way.)

Are you the same commenter or did you lazily lift the top comment off of the Reddit post about this?

We are cat people with two tuxedo cats, so we got a couple of cattoos to celebrate our marriage. Although we don't PLAN on breaking up, we were careful to choose something that we felt represented our relationship and something that appealed to us individually. Sorry for the blurry picture!

most of my family are or were in the nursing field including both of my parents.

Yes.

Still I think we generally much nicer to the serving staff in general.

From her bio: "She runs, reads, and eats way too much and is passionate about humanism..."

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

Oh, I got her back! And he got arrested for being a drug dealer shortly after. It was kinda great.

As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...

My wife's dad did something like that, just before we moved into our house, she found his secret cellphone and ended up finding out he had what was basically a second family. They even had family portraits in the house. They weren't his actual kids, but he sure treated them like they are and he lives with them now.

Yeah. I'd have been willing to work through it as a a "one time thing" but the kid called him Daddy- mother fucker was keeping a family secret.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."