I recently started working at a nursing home where the majority of the residents have dementia (probably true of all nursing homes, tbh). I can absolutely see many of them doing this.

The cat thing is because it is possible (not likely) for a cat’s feces to contain infectious toxoplasmosis. This is IF they eat raw meat. If you aren’t the one cleaning the litter, it’s not a risk. If you are, do it daily and wash your hands. Seriously always wash your hands. Dear god, people.

If you can’t be funny without being mean, you really need to stop trying to be funny.

This was incredibly depressing to read.

Those are great, but I would also guarantee you that like half of the teenage girls using them would flush them and fuck up the school toilets. Maybe with enough DO NOT FLUSH NO SERIOUSLY DON’T signage.

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I really like the engagement ring, and the whole photo is just adorable.

I once felt a very slight pull on my bra’s underwire while undergoing a MRI. I’ve done multiple and only felt it once. If those giant ass magnets can scarcely notice it, I don’t see why a metal detector should.

I’ve been a bartender. When they say whisky, they could mean anything. And I’ve been asked for so much Jim neat.

I’ve had that dream. Multiple times.

Holy water retention that is not a good sign. I hope you’re doing okay now.

She doesn’t even know she’s a sparkle pony.

If you don’t feel like you have to pee every 3-4 hours, you’re dehydrated. Most people are chronically dehydrated and don’t even realize it. And yes, this does have lasting effects on your health. -nurse student/CNA

The only thing I’ve been carded for in Germany was getting into clubs. That’s impressive.

Hot damn, I wish I did that to the boy who pulled that shit on me in elementary instead of just internalizing it and thinking that’s just how boys were. Took me years to unlearn that.

Catering bartender here - You have more wine than you need, unless you’re doing dinner wine service. Then maayyyybe you’ll get close, but for 125 people I think most weddings I did went through 35-40ish bottles. If you have a situation where you can take extra wine home, great! If the wine has to be disposed of at the…

My mom always had me sit up front with her, even when I was very small. I never had a car seat (had a baby seat, though) and never wore my seatbelt. One day, we got in an accident. I flew forward and hit my head on the windshield. I got a nasty lump, but was otherwise fine. Now I always wear a seat belt and so will…

Same reason I understand men’s clothing sizes? The difference is, I don’t obsess over men’s pant sizes.

Oh god, a classmate of mine in nursing school recently spent 10 days blogging about the master cleanse she was doing. Several of our other classmates joined/commended her for it. I read all of it. I shouldn’t’ve.

I feel that. I’m allergic to certain adhesives and I think duct tape pants would just ruin me.