People are pretentious asses.

Life expectancy for a female in Germany is 83 (according to WHO). So she may just see those kids to adulthood!

She was too old because she was post-menopausal. That should be the definition of ‘too old’. You, however, are fine.

I was reading about her in the German papers when she was pregnant and right when the babies were born. The thing is - the woman was post-menopausal when she got the in vitro. She had to travel out of the country to get it done in Ukraine. It was a danger to her health and to the babies’ health. Giving her in vitro,…

Whenever I see an article about planes I just want to inform everyone that on many (most?) planes the headrest can be molded to fit around your head. Then you can fall asleep without flopping awake.

Can your brother be my brother? Mine are both pieces of shit and one of them thinks it’s funny/acceptable to make rape jokes to me.

Yep. Middle school. Girls kept a shared collection of baggy sweaters for his class.

Idk man, Sears has basically anything you’d ever need. Sensible shoes AND a new washing machine for that time mine started smoking for some reason.

Honestly I “borrow” my partner’s facial hair trimmer and go to town with that on the shortest setting.

Well I’m right next to Detroit so maybe following you on jezebel is close enough.

I used to have a cat who would try to drink my bathwater. Actually tried using me as an island to reach said water. He was always surprised to (re)learn that he did not, in fact, enjoy drinking hot water.

Girl, be my best friend. I am 24 and baths with wine and not leaving my house are basically my favorite things.

One of the greatest things I own is a bra ball. Mine is like this http://www.amazon.com/Honey-Can-Do-L… but round. Anything I am supposed to handwash just gets stuffed in there and I haven’t ruined a piece of clothing yet using it.

The fuck is up with his socks? It’s like he’s just asking for tick bites.

I can confirm that I definitely played in some cardboard boxes as a child.

My name is very feminine, and despite being valedictorian, deeply involved in volunteering, and with 12 years of sports experience, I received only 1 scholarship for $1000. The 3rd in line in my school (male) received multiple scholarships. I’m sure it wasn’t the only factor, but I’d be shocked if gender had nothing…

I once had a customer who was snapping her fingers for a different reason (no idea what it was) but was super embarrassed and apologetic when I saw her and came over. It was nice to know not everyone is terrible.

Right? No way that could result in death by cougar. Losing a finger or two would be awful, but he’d live to make more questionable decisions. (But actually though, I’m pretty jealous. Those cats were totally into those scritches.)

That is almost certainly what I mean. Well. That’s mildly embarrassing.

Huh. The actress who plays Leia ia Jewish, actually. My friend’s Orthodox sister lets her kids watch Star Wars specifically because she’s ‘from’.