Yeah... I was 8 (I think?) and crying while my mom got progressively more pissed at me because she thought I was being 'difficult'. She felt bad about it later, but point is I'd definitely rather take a scenic train ride.

Ohhh lord that seems like the worst possibility to get some kind of infection ever.

Okay, serious pet question here. One of my cats is in stage 3 kidney failure (there are four stages, in case you are wondering). He wouldn't eat the vet suggested kidney friendly food, so we've been giving him typical indoor cat food. Is there a good/tasty brand I could look for? He's 13 and the other cat is 14, and…

Honestly, check how your ears do with pressure changes first. I went on a helicopter once and it was FUCKING PAINFUL. Admittedly I was a child, so maybe that had something to do with it?

I like what you are saying so much. Personally, and for me, I really dislike the label 'bisexual' because it implies you feel the exact same way about two different genders. Maybe it's just the math nerd in me always seeing the word as a graph with a bisected line, but it doesn't fly with how I am attracted to people,…

A woman at Burning Man gave me a kit (speculum, mirror, flashlight) from this project before. It was interesting, but nobody is ever seeing pictures of that ever. But to each her own, I guess.

Are you from Grand Blanc, by any chance? I ask because I know of such a middle school.

Ack, I meant Miley's VMA performance. Sorry, left a word out. >.<

Side note: my first thought when I saw the VMA performance is that she was trying to do Crazy Eyes with the little hair she had. But she loses.

I would be unlikely to wear this, but I would greatly appreciate anyone who did.

Calm Tom! I have heard about you often from Stephens, and you sound like the best boss ever. Sorry the Gargoyle ad didn't work out for you. But you are famous among garg members now, in any case.

A friend of mine used to work for the company that owns vibrators.com. The guy who owns it always sounded like a really freaking awesome guy (he also writes pumpkin carving books), if also rather strange and a little out of touch with things. Definitely in it for the publicity, but also definitely because it is a nice…

Let's be real here. If years of posting (usually) thoughtful comments on Jezebel has still left me in 'the grey', my opinion means shit. Almost no one will ever read it, and fewer will care. So I haven't bothered to censor myself as much as I would if it were in a place that actually mattered. At much as I wish it…

Jesus Christ, chill the fuck out. The first link is broken, fyi. And when I looked up the theater's webpage I only saw the art nouvea poster. It looks pretty damn similar to this photo shoot

Nah, I don't really care about her one way or the other.

Am I the only one who recognizes that the lesbian image is of t.A.T.u.? Because seriously. It is, and those girls have nothing to do with Shakespeare and using their image like that isn't really cool.

But see, the thing is I am about 95% sure the picture they used is of Russian pop band t.A.T.u. (or Тату, if you want to use the Cyrillic), which I sincerely doubt he got the permission of.

This is one of the nice stories. I like this. I wish all these stories ended up like this.

Ha, I'm dating an engineer. We just moved in together, actually. He's a real sweetheart, but definitely did not do a good job at hitting the dating scene before me. We only met because we were both in a student group full of many other socially awkward people. Or rather, a student group made up of only socially…

Yeah. It is terrible. It especially pisses me off because my dad's side of the family is Russian. And the content? He writes like an engineer, too. It's pretty much just declarative sentences.