I see him as being more the type of having no confidence with women. He was good at being an engineer a few decades ago when there were even fewer women in the field. He was also really good at doing the stockmarket from home, which for him means being surrounded by a lot of deer and not so many people.

Psycho, no. Sociopath? Yes. Filing false police reports to get people on your side is kind of a problem. She was also not much younger. Close to 40, I think. Don't really remember. But in any case, her looks were obviously not what he was after.

I don't know what he expected, really. I judge him fairly harshly for his decision to get a bride from Ukraine, but I also understand that he was a lonely man. He has always been a kind person to me, my brothers, and the rest of my family. He played with us as kids a lot. I've never gotten a creeper vibe from him. But…

Don't think the women are so innocent. They know what they are doing, and they can be terrible people.

In case anyone is interested, my uncle wrote a book about his experiences with a Ukranian woman he met online and married. If you're wondering, it turned out very badly. I sometimes wonder what things were like from Irina's perspective, but I'm definitely never going to get a chance to talk about that with her.

Well. My uncle did this. His (now ex) wife is from Ukraine. She came over with her daughter. It turned out HORRIBLY. She was definitely only in it for the green card, and as soon as she had citizenship she divorced him and got quite a bit of money out of him. (He's not rich, but he is a frugal retired engineer, so…

100% agree. I get very stressed out if I spend much more than a day at home at a time. And I hope I am still an asset to society even at an advanced age. I don't like to think I'll become obsolete one day. =/

Nah, you know Titania really wanted ass-man, but she was never going to act on it without Oberon's help. He was just liberating her, really. And Puck is such a good helper.

Side note: sharing because I'm tipsy for reasons. Today I went on the bus, sat down next to a black guy, put my purse on my lap because I'm one of those 'just take up one seat' kinda gals, and immediately zipped it up. I zipped it because I am likely to drop things onto my lap/bus floor and forgot to when I shoved…

OH DEAR LORD NO! DON'T DO IT! I've tried those numbing condoms before. I figure, whatever, Der Pfannkuchen can pick out whatever condoms be wants because I don't notice them. But those numbing ones. Horrible. It was the only time he couldn't come at all. I tried... helping... and then my mouth went numb. Hilarity…

Ah, I am sad to hear that. I haven't been reading Der Spiegel recently, so I am not really up to date on German news. But fuck her opinion on that, most Germans are very gay friendly and in general, German policies reflect the opinions of the people pretty well. At least in comparison to the US.

Don't you bring your science and logic to an internet argument! D=

I took a year of Russian. Learned little, forgot most of that. I got that this cat is male and he works officially.

Semi-related question. You see that backwards peace sign she is doing? Someone recently told me that means 'fuck you' in the UK. Any UK jezzies confirm this? Is this a thing everywhere and I just haven't noticed?

It's okay. I failed stats exams with much less interesting stories.

Is it weird that this makes me see frat boys in a slightly more positive light? Because many/most of the ones I know come off as homophobic douche bags.

My familial relations were somewhat less then than they are now... so neither of my parents saw me before prom. Didn't see the dress. So yeah... no say. But then I also bought an awesome cream dress on sale for $16, so it wasn't like I needed help buying it.

My first oral sex story is more amusing, so I am going to write that.

Wasn't this already posted on Jezebel? Not that I am complaining, I have nothing but love for Adam from 'Books of Adam' and his two little kitters.