This is my time to shine!

Dear Lord, if you've ever taken an anatomy course cellulite shouldn't even be a question. Septae are there, people! They may vary length by person, but by god they are there! Now hush up and go learn something useful, like what your liver does besides just process alcohol.

What you need, my friend, is a VPN (virtual portal network). It tricks the internet into thinking you are connecting from somewhere you aren't. It's how I used Netflix while living in Germany.

Ideally, you do most things you are invited to do. Sometimes that means pretending you are an aerial gymnast from a set of hanging metal loops (like hula hoops, but sturdy), sometimes it means donning football armor and holding a lance tipped with a dildo and jousting on bicycles. It means hanging out and watching…

I'm 22. I have never had breasts that do that. Alas.

I just don't understand how perky breasts work. What is keeping them in that shape??

It's really not like what you are imagining. Sure, there are always people on drugs there. No surprise. But most people are not most of the time. If they are on something, you might not even notice. There are also cops around to keep in mind, so you will get carded for alcohol as often as not as well.

I only smoked pot there twice. Trust me, the environment is stimulating enough without the help of drugs.

A large percentage of burners are republican, actually. They take a census. http://afterburn.burningman.com/11/census/inde… This is not from last year and does not have political parties on it, but it is still interesting.

No need to be snarky just because I thought what you said was interesting.

I don't know... my brother is 6'5'' and ~200lb (one of my proudest moments was being able to hold him like a bride when I was 117lb). He isn't scrawny, either. Not nearly as muscular, but I don't know. Actual weights can be deceiving. Especially with unusual body types.

Disney - helping us explore our sexuality since before we could pronounce the word 'sexuality'.

What the everlovingfuck? I forbid you to wear a condom? Red flag, right there. Big, red, and flapping in the crazy.

Yes. Additionally, many colleges hold ceremonies at the end of the semester that involves cremating the bodies. Of course, then there are also the 'permanent' specimens they keep, like bones. But those don't really need to be replaced very often.

I had two rats and two cats at the same time. You'd think the cats would try to eat the rats or something, right? Nope. Although one of the cats was pretty into eating the rats' food. It was mostly seeds.

Fuck them, indeed. My first friend to get pregnant was 16. It was... 'kinda' intentional. But regardless, it made life difficult for her. I don't believe she would have graduated high school if it weren't for her incredibly awesome grandmother. She helped make it possible for my friend to take online classes (which…

Blah blah, still focuses on beauty, blah. Right now I think the US is at a point that anything that brings Islam into a positive light should be embraced, if at least for the moment. Muslims have to deal with a lot of shit in the US (and other places, but that's not what the article is about). If this is something…

Thanks for the answer but now I'm probably going to stress cry next time I merge onto the highway. Gah.

Gah! Wrist snapping? I'm already scared of driving (though I have to anyway). This just made it worse. T.T

Oi. Poor girl. I hope everything went better for her than "baby at 11" is making me worry about. =/