I love when people casually drop stuff like “It’s just a touching of all the seven resonators” and you’re given this glimpse of things you never knew existed.

 In the documentary about the making of Galaxyquest (which is quite good) Signourney Weaver is told that her other costar Kevin Kline was also considered for the Tim Allen role & she chooses her words carefully & says that he also would have been good, but not better than Tim Allen in the movie

Colantoni gives probably the best performance of the film, which is pretty amazing given how this features some of the best acting Tim Allen’s ever done (not saying too much), as well as amazing performances from Tony Shalhoub, Sigourney Weaver, Sam Rockwell, Rickman, etc.

What are we up to in the “Reasons to not buy an Infiniti” list now?

“Hey! We’re going to let horde and alliance play together! It definitely doesn’t have anything to do with us hemorrhaging users and losing huge chunks of our raiding community! Definitely not that at all!”

This reminds me of the time I hosted a chess tourney at my house during the Christmas holiday. Lots of folks showed up but they just stood around near the front door talking about how great they were at the game.

All of these people are simply finding their own ways to leverage the monarchy to achieve their own goals, whatever they may be. Which is probably what any of us would do if we had intentionally put ourselves in a similar position, as they have, but it doesn’t change the fact that they are basically doing business.

Whelp, here we are. Deadspin has finally spun down.

This is probably the hardest thing to accept about a politician as dumb and impulsive as Trump. (I continue to type after muting my speakers because I can’t find the ad to stop it.) He’s just dumb and there’s nothing more too it. His motives are fleeting and banal. He’s no arch mastermind, he’s just a dumb,…

I watched the whole press conference Sunday and it perfectly demonstrated this. He is a gaffe-prone moron. And then the political shows tried to suss out ‘what he meant’ and what any of this means. The answer is NOTHING! He is that stupid and he is unable to have any meaning beyond “I am great, I do great things!”

“This isn’t analysis because there is nothing to Trump, or to his politics—no room for subtext, no broader strategy beyond whatever seat-of-the-pants pandering is most immediately apparent, nothing but the wheedling and undignified and insatiable vanity that is always right there to see.”

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

I’m completely fine giving them a pass if it’s an important text and they can’t get away from the counter for a phone call, but they should at least acknowledge that with a quick “sorry just dealing with something that came up” type of greeting. Lie to me if you have to, I will commiserate either way.

I dunno if you’ve noticed, but the French and British love layering shit for no reason.

“A Democrat slut”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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I don’t get why as a guest you wouldn’t call and say you are running late. Seems easy enough and at least lets the hotel know you are still coming

On the flipside of this, I can totally see him using footage of a chorus of boos at rallys to show how the libs and the latinos have invaded our national past time. (signed, a Latino who was unsuccessful in High School at invading our national past time)

Follow my lead tonight. At 8 PM EST, crack open a beer, go to your couch, click on the TV, and relax. Just watch baseball. We can worry about all this other stuff when the games aren’t being played.