pro tip: if you want me to rate your product or service highly...DO NOT ASK ME TO GIVE YOU A HIGH RATING. I’m going to be super critical of anything if you solicit high marks. I know its not directly related but it sure seems to happen more and more with these and other similar surveys.

1. Change your ~10 month old infant daughter’s diaper

If you want me to never do business with you, call me without my permission. Even better, leave a flyer on my windshield at the train station. I take the paper. Make a mental note of the business, and then I recycle the flyer.

The absolute lack of self-awareness is amazing. They are all up in arms about Sharia Law, but would gladly accept all of the components of Sharia Law if it were proposed by a Baptist minister.

So at what point can he be charged for making terroristic threats?

Isn’t that a crime? Genuinely curious if he can be arrested for inciting violence.

Yep. I like reminding people that pretty much every piece of Victorian literature that we romanticize is about the lives of the rich, and basically that everyone else would have had lives that were vastly worse than today.

So one aircraft carrier was not impressive enough to make Kim stop? Two will do it?

“That’s the unfortunate thing about these brawls you have,” manager Bruce Bochy said. “Guys are running in and trying to break it up and here he gets hurt trying to break things up, so he’s down for a while ...

Slightly missed opportunity if that Starbucks is not selling tumblers like this

Hold up. I keep joking with Mr. Nom that we should just astroturf our lawn — is that a real thing for residential yards?!

Also not natural: clothes. Take ‘em off!

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around…

this is what I was most curious about watching the aftermath of the whole melee and hearing the announcers say the helmet throw was the worst/most surprising thing. how can it be at least somewhat acceptable to throw the ball at someone, but under no circumstances the helmet?

Yeah, I’m guessing ‘strategic thinking’ probably isn’t one of Strickland’s strong suits.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

If it was the latter, it backfired with Posey’s “you’re on your own, dipshit.”

Let’s face it, as with most fights of this type, we’d all like to know who got the best of who. I’d love to be able to slow this down more to observe all that’s happening, because in what I see is Harper probably meant to it Strickland with his helmet, but it looked like it slipped out of his grip.

Why does everyone just assume Harper is an asshole, plus this isn’t the first time that douchebag Strickland has thrown at him.

Because throwing a ball at someone could never be interpreted as throwing a weapon.