“I feel uncomfortably pandered to.”

You do realize rampant obesity is a cause of death yes?
To say nothing of the economic burden it creates.

As an Australian, it makes me wish you damn separatists joined the rustics in the US so you can gorge yourself on all the freedomz you can.

“I don’t speak on things that I have no knowledge of; you should try it.”

You literally just did that.

Americans are reminded the world does not in fact revolve around them and that the trivialities they face are small fish in a big ocean, cue fucking outrage.

This comment section in a nutshell.

Huh, all I read is “I’m cool with some forms of racism, but not others.”

[Does one arm handstand.]

Jesus, not trolling here but you people seriously go through all this when, you know, you’re singing? I don’t even know who I’m more confounded by, american whites subjecting themselves to this self censoring or american blacks expecting it in the first place...

Right back at you doucher.

... I dont hate Martin Shkreli.

Reading the replies here truly show how I don’t belong in jezebel. My first thought was “well, just die then”.

Countless have died due to her condition throughout history, she has the luck to not only live in a time when it is easily treatable but also to live in a country that will cover the expenses for it; yet she…

Racist towards white people detected.

Uh, all those complaining as to why not just post the original pictures, we wouldn’t be reading this article nor seen them.

Whatever, everybody. The fitness community firmly stands behind this crusader.

Yeah, supporting religious oppression! Woo!

Shenanigans. This is just like the time they gave it to Giuliani in order to not give it to bin Laden. Putin is the clear winner here.

Well that’s adorable.

Handy Pocket Guide to Mass-Shooting Reactions in Jezebel:

Eh, I’m latino and I’m 100% pro Trump.

I look forward to the fun he’ll provide the world’s non american populace.

Isn’t this the cow who said “fuck privileged gays” and then purged white gays from her group? Fuck her and the horse she rode in on.