pez-the-destroyer
pez the destroyer
pez-the-destroyer
May 19 2015
10

I tend to be drawn towards guys who come off as mean or closed off or cold. I like being the person who can make them smile and who they're sweet towards. As such I have an abysmal dating history.

Jan 9 2015
4

My boss is super high up in our org chart and is married to someone that is also in a senior-ish position at a competing firm. Like directly competing, same size, same specialties, and they both have the same profession/in the same exact field. Unless your field involves a ton of super duper secret stuff attached it Read more

Jan 9 2015
4

Go for it. You're sorta jumping off a bridge before you get to it.

Jul 16 2014
3

It sucks to constantly go back to the well. Most of us have been there before in some capacity, but have faith. you'll find your dude.

Jun 20 2014
58

Wow, the comments on this story went bad in a hot second. Dear white people, maybe we need to chill the fuck out.

Jun 19 2014
24

The best thing to do is make a "Defying Gravity" joke and let it go.

Jun 19 2014
3

Gravity defying bosoms always remind me of this immortal vaudeville line...

Jun 1 2014
2

I wonder if we'll see how the "Freaky Leekies" react to his death. We haven't heard much from them since the character was introduced. Read more

May 20 2014
85

My older brother is gay. School was always a torment. He had to switch schools in 5th grade in an attempt to get him away from his tormentors. I have always had immense empathy for him in that regard, kids were so awful that harassing him wasn't enough, those jerks also brought it to me whenever he wasn't nearby. Read more

May 17 2014
3

And I thought the suburb of Atlanta where I lived was backwards...But Sandy Springs is full of rich peopel who complain about everything. Seriously, I'm sure if some elementary schooler sneezes on another kid, some parent will complain. "All new at 11, Sandy Springs preteen expels air and saliva on to another child".

May 16 2014
10

I used to compose the most thoughtful, well-reasoned comments for Jezebel just hoping for my star. Then one day I made a great pithy remark about a professor who had his students observe a live sex act as part of a class on human sexuality, and my goal was accomplished. I felt proud! I remember four or five people Read more

Mar 27 2014
4

All my alarm bells are going off. Run. Runrunrunrun. People with trust issues rarely (if ever) get through those trust issues when they are in a relationship, and small matters tend to escalate and land on the partner. I'm sure he's awesome in every other way, but that is a superbig and super potentially harmful way Read more