No, it doesn’t explain the trade at all for the Browns. They are 0 and fucking 8 and they just gave up a 3rd round pick for a LB. The Patriots are seemingly unconcerned about a dropoff in production at the LB spot, and got a free draft pick for shipping away a guy they weren’t going to have after the year anyway.…

One day makes zero sense. I’m guessing a cycle is a week or so. They don’t have the shootout in town every day. When the Man In Black visits the gunslinger in prison, he notes that his gang usually comes in 3 days or so.

And he can reply with “I’m 1/16th liberal”.

The 38 Studios fuck up was more on Rhode Island than it was on Schilling. Not keeping Schilling from some of the blame, but it was doomed from the beginning. I mean, the first game they made did get positive reviews and decent sales, they just didn’t have enough cash flow to keep it going.

For what it’s worth, I’ve listened to Schilling on WEEI when he’s been on over the last 6 months or so, and he was definitely not a Donald supporter before he won the Republican nomination. He’s supporting now just because he’s going against Hillary.

Ah yes, the current pussy liberal gun control thought process. The man has a knife and is stabbing you in the fucking face, but you shouldn’t shoot him. It’s not nice. Fucking pussies.

Smells like bullshit a website dedicated to the other candidate would post with no real sources and just twitter nonsense.

Jesus that 9/11 mug is almost as bad as my Auschwitz Easy-Bake oven I got in grade school.

Weird, a couple of guys taking meat to the face in the parking lot outside a football stadium and Aaron Rodgers wasn’t even around?

No. Go fuck yourself. Make Deadspin decent again 2016.

Why are you forcing this Colin Kaepernick shit down our throats. It’s fucking sickening how shit Deadspin has become. We get it, you’re Pro-Kap in the Great Kneeling Debate of 2016. Can you shut the fuck up about it already and maybe post something sports-related that doesn’t have to do with social activism and random…

What the fuck did they expect would happen on Chuck Knocblauch Bobble-arm day?

The weird thing about Beltre is that his prime seem to come around his age 31 season. He had that one monster season in Los Angeles in his contract year, then he went back to his .260/20/80 self in Seattle. He had that reputation as a contract year player due to those 2 seasons where he absolutely murdered the ball…

Except for Hogan?

Who gives a fuck what a has been backup QB has to say about anything. Love how he doesn’t stand for the first game it’s a non-story. Then somebody tips off the media and now you notice he’s not standing for the anthem after preseason week 3. Who. Fucking. Cares?

Baylor University excited to announce first Moroccan-born recruit.

Can’t be worse than any Avengers movie that’s for sure. Fucking garbage.

Whiskey and chaser for 2 dummy.

I’d be shitting my pants if someone came onto the plane wearing a parachute. Either that person is a next-level worrier, or they know something I don’t.

$1800 R/T to orlando from the northeast for 4 is ridiculously expensive. Especially for late March/early April. I just paid $227 for roundtrip from Providence for September on Southwest. Sounds like robbery.