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Bunch of fuckin sallies in this bitch. Pussification of America continues. I use the pods driving my Hummer H1 down the highway. Fuck all these pussies.

While I usually take anything a professional athlete says about politics with a grain of salt, Carmelo is on the money here. The most important part of his message is to mail your local congressman/senator/crook and DEMAND change. If your first letter doesn’t get a response, send another. No response? Send another.

Came out on Comcast 3 weeks before DVD release on 6/28.

I know her. She treated my dysentery.

This series was a pleasure to watch. I know that in my lifetime I will never see another blatantly fixed series again. God damn the NBA sucks.

Juan, oh Juan. The only way is Juan.

I miss those big old body shields the umpires used to lug around with them behind the plate. Not these GLORY BOY umpires with their new-fangled bulletproof Kevlar pussy chest protectors, no sir.

How about the Red Sox paying $22 million this year for guys that aren’t even good enough to play on the big league team?

Not all Republicans are far right bible thumping asshats.

How is Hillary better than getting AIDS?

Oh please, you think this is about a franchise quarterback? As much as it appears that some people working in the NFL are complete idiots (certain redhead comes to mind), there is not a GM in the league who views this as a good move. This is a PR move, plain and simple. What better way to put asses in the seats in

I could be a GM.

The actual reason the founders put it into the constitution was to prevent an oppressive government from disarming it’s people. But since we don’t have that problem now we should just give them up and trust in Hillary.

Already preparing for unemployment I see.

I’ve yet to see a good Marvel movie, and I’ve seen them all. How you can think any of the Avengers or spin-offs is better than any of the Dark Knight Trilogy is beyond me. I’ll give this a shot, I’m not expecting anything great, but it can’t be worse than Marvel’s CGI shitfests.

Yes! Blame an institution for our societies deeply complex issues! Yes!

It’s a Polaris Slingshot. It’s ridiculous. It’s awesome. It’s totally unnecessary. But it’s not expensive. You can get one for under 20 grand new and it’s able to be registered as a motorcycle in most states that aren’t shitholes. Meaning cheap insurance. So he just spent alot of money on bodywork.

Great, another offseason full of talk about men’s balls.

Teddy Roosevelt was the president back then and men routinely fought grizzly bears with their fists. Now you’ve got 6'5 monsters who sip on bubble tea lattes. THESE MEN TODAY ARE SOFT KLUWE, LIKE THE SKULLS OF OUR 1905 BRETHREN WHO WOULD BEAT THEIR HEADS AGAINST ROCKS TO SETTLE DISPUTES.

You mention the Cotchery catch and jokingly suggest that the fix was in... but.. i gotta say I believe that’s the case. It’s not even really been talked about, no BIG media is picking it up, and yet it was such a pivotal spot in the game. Man that sure seems like it was a “fix” to me.