Widespread US distribution was really what I meant.

13. In a pinch, it CAN get you drunk when you really need to get drunk.

What would you place atop his best US movie? Kiss of the Dragon still wins for me, just loved the whole atmosphere/needles in that movie.

Fuck him for having an opinion, right? Pussification of America. Women’s sports fucking blow and you know it.

Watch the video. It’s clear he’s just trying to keep Kemp from attacking Teheran and Kemp slips and the ump loses his balance. Kemp wasn’t even mad at the ump. Try to be the slightest bit objective before you unleash your umpire-hating boner all over Deadspin.

Damn man, leave Dave Stewart out of this.

Iowa St. didn't lose, fucking Georges Niang did. Kid went 4-15 from the floor and refused to stop taking terrible fucking shots. Like, not even CLOSE. Iowa would probably have won by a wide margin if he realized he just didn't have it tonight, and I dunno, pass the fucking ball?

The only way to truly eradicate the n-word is to make saying it completely void of any shock value. Rappers are doing their part. Now let's just get it into common language. Change Coca-Cola to Nigga and we're golden.

When the Colts decided to part ways with Peyton Manning, I thought they were making a huge mistake. Then I watched Andrew Luck blossom in Manning's footsteps and my fears have been alleviated. I have no doubt that Luck will continue Manning's legacy of being a terrific regular season QB and then SUCKING COMPLETE…

Oh poor widdle guy not getting his 8 million dollahs. Are you fucking serious? Like every other team in the NFL wouldn't do the exact same thing.

This doesn't make any sense for the Bills. At all.

L before E except after C or when coach of the Heat. Did you learn nothing in K-5?

Yeah, fuck Teddy Roosevelt!

Am I the only one who thinks Tiger was definitely on the juice when he was still the best in the world? I'm honestly surprised at the amount of people on here who think Woods is clean.

He sucks ass.

I'm an old school baseball fan, but I'd be down with 7 inning games. This rise of the bullpen and specialists have killed the late innings in MLB.

This article is stupid. Using Einstein's theory of space/time dimensions, we know that if Sandoval were to lose more weight he and his batting average would be at the same space at the same time and the world would cease to exist.

Meh, I personally just see him as a game manager with legs right now. I'd put him on the same level as Alex Smith. Yeah he makes some plays happen with his feet, but I'd take Aaron Rogers all day. Wilson just isn't that good actually THROWING the ball. And sorry, no, if he didn't have that defense behind him the…

This is why you always present your coupon BEFORE fucking your prostitute. Amateur.

These protesters are nihilists Lou, there's nothing to be afraid of.