I know they go away within a year or 2.

What drives me nuts is that people actually give a shit about what these athletes say. Who are these fucking moufbreathers that actually watch post-game interviews and conferences like anything said is more than just absolute bullshit anyway.

I'm so sick of Deadspin just piling on the hate towards the Raiders. Everyone with a fucking brain knows that Mark Davis is NOTHING like his father Al. Mark doesn't give a damn about 40 yard dash times. The new coach of the Raiders will clearly be the guy with the best 40 yard shuffle time.

Not being able to tell that a 400lb heffer of a woman is following you? Yes, that should translate nicely into NFL pocket presence.

He's a free agent. Detroit can't get anything from him.

Chris Sale. He's available and the Red Sox have the pieces to make the deal work. Much better than signing a 30 year old lefty starter who's had his career season in a walk year.

Mi4 and call it the Tom Cruise

I've lived in New England my whole life and have made it through all the Nor'Easters and winter snow with the following: 1994 Toyota Tercel, 2000 Toyota Tacoma (2WD), 2002 Mercury Sable, 2004 Chevy Silverado RST Edition (why I got rid of it I'll never know), a 2012 Infinity G37 and most recently an 02 BMW X5. But the…

"Myself, I'd have taken the wallet and left him a solid."

Albert Burneko over the last several weeks:

Because rappers like Jeezy and Gucci Mane are indistinguishable. They sound and rap like everybody else. Yeah, they might have a better flow or better wordplay, but telling them apart isn't easy if you're not used to them. You hear Lil Wayne, and you know it's Lil Wayne. Not to mention the dudes had like 100 club hits…

Or if he had kicked the ball before the kicker got a chance.

Tried Fat Tire for the first time on a Southwest flight a couple weeks ago. Solid airplane beer I guess. The other options were Bud Light, Miller Lite, Heineken or Corona Extra. I had no choice.

I drank an entire 12 rack of Heineken Light last week over the course of 3 hours. I didn't even get a buzz. Something weird since they changed their Light recipe.

Is it just me or would Mayor Slay make a great WWE heel name?

WE FOUND THE HORSE CHICK

Mankins graded lower than every member of last weeks starting O-line. FYI.

HGH is so fucking obvious to see who's using it, and Tom Brady most definitely is not an HGH user. Other PEDs who the fuck knows, but HGH no way.

Why oh why is everyone on the Mankins move like it wasn't a good personnel move? He was due 6.25 million this season. They traded him for a 2nd year tight end who caught 50 balls from Mike Glennon last season. In case you were wondering, Mankins has graded out as like the 78th best O-lineman in the game this year.…

Besides Pumking my vote goes to Jack-O Traveler. Only 4.4%, but fucking delicious.