This is so stupid. Excuses excuses excuses.

“I learned to read!”

Most telling stat for how bad they got their ass kicked was no one on a Thibs coached team played more than 31 minutes.

Why not? Tell me how it’s not a sport? Is bowling? Bass fishing? Pool? Darts? Walking? Curling? What makes these skill related sports any less a sport than one where the medium is electronic? Where there are still physiological changes that take place leading up to, and during competition?

I could be off, but I think people get hung up on the length of payments, when all that matters is the interest rate. If you can swing a 75 month payment plan with 0 or 1% interest, then no problem.

I need to get to 10 turnovers tonight

Thank God for the Irish or we would have never had seen such amazing players like Tracy McGrady or Shaquille O’Neal.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

Okay, he really just said, “C’mon, man” a couple times

“Cuck” seems to be on of the alt-right’s new buzzwords, rooted in their image of anything which doesn’t confirm to their hyper-macho anti-intellectualism as “submissive”.

In reality, it’s a useful indicator for publicly identifying people as human pieces of $hit.

I don’t understand why people think there is ample margin in small business to pay a $15 minimum wage. Our company has 14 small service stores. Each one costs around $400,000 to open and run to break-even. Our payroll runs at 43% of gross sales once at break-even. Thanks to health care, taxes and fees, processing eats…

Gee Em Bee Aitch

The $15 minimum wage idea is nice-sounding, but fraught with peril. It will escalate the drive for large corporations to automate and eliminate labor. Smaller businesses will go away in large numbers, and what will be unseen is the number of small businesses that will never open going forward.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

Thirteen

This is a really touching and beautiful family image. I’m sure you know this already, but that rain delay that helped the Cubs out was actually just your grandfather jacking off from heaven; all over all of us.

I love playing Symmetra against people who underestimate her. Her primary attack fucking MELTS anyone and everyone when it’s fully charged. I’ve gotten a quad kill once with that sucker.

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."