*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

It’s pretty obvious—the Dolphins are gase-lighting us.

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

Radwood Philly is a blatant effort to lure Mr. Regular to your event.

Best part about the win?

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

Does it hurt to walk around with that giant stick up your ass?

Is Dude Where’s my Car? a good movie? Absolutely not.
Is it offensive and inconsiderate at times? Yeah.
Is it very much a relic of its time? Regrettably so.

Wow, your review of this movie sucks as bad as you do for not appreciating it. It’s brainless humor. It’s okay to not have an intricate plot and just make a stupid funny movie.

What a ridiculous review. You are so offended by every little thing, how do you possibly make it through your day?

Sure hope Chernoby doesn’t have a meltdown if FCA falls off schedule.

Time is a factor. If it’s rabid, you can’t risk that sucker escaping.

What was he supposed to do if the groundhog wasn’t acting like it ought to? The thing could be, for example, rabid.

Style 32 - so clean - fits old and new BMWs

You’re really comparing individual instances to the overall aura of asshole that resides over Philly? Remember the rangers fan who went to get a cheesesteak and got beat a hair short of dead?

I thought if the ‘jumper’ touches the center or anyone else (i.e. with a foot) during the jump over the line it’s a penalty?

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

You mean where you work really well, make successful products, and see raises that exceed inflation? You’re so old school! Though not old school enough that you have to pay your employer rent that comes out of your paycheck before you even get it.

Thanks for the warning. Can we move on now? Some of us didn’t like either of the candidates and just want this nightmarish election cycle to end. We get it, Trump is “literally Hitler” and a real poopy head, but you know what? I heard practically the same kinds of things from conservatives when Obama was elected.…

Let this be the official start of the Winless 1-14 Browns meme.