I don’t get it . . . What’s strange about a bunch of white people at a white power rally?

So when’s he going to be arrested for threatening the President?

First draft:

She’s from Australia. I would fuck her. As I said she is from Australia and you have to think about what that means: she is Australian. I would, in fact, fuck her.

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

When I was in the Navy, my chief found out I was going to separate 3 months early so I could start my first college semester on time. He sent me on an “essential” 3 month skeleton crew deployment to “train” personnel who ended up not actually being there. In a submarine. Just to mess with my post-military life and…

I am on the fence about this.

Not since 1776!

I share a name with a location, so my husband bought a shirt with “I’d rather be in (location name)“ on it. I’m with you on these things only being acceptable in the double entendre sense.

I did the same run away in my 20s and then assumed I was fine and it turns out I'm not fine but now I have a husband and a house and five pets and two children who depend on me. Wish I'd put the real work in too. :/

Have you tried summering on the continent?

its important to note, while watching the clip, how much larger bardem’s head is than julia’s

You should have filed it Debra Messing Up.

For the record *I* heard the sarcasm in this comment and enjoyed it.

Right? They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

I don’t get it... Neither of their names have G’s them

FUCK HE WAS IN MY CITY LASTNIGHT AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT?!!?!?!?!! I mean I may not look like T. Swift but I can give a helluva blow job. Wait, no, really I’m not that good at blow jobs either I am just very enthusiastic. Well, wait. No, I’m not enthusiastic about giving them, but I’m very excited at the prospect of…

She’s a human woman Aimee! With armpits. It’s the lighting probably! She isn’t an alien that looks similar to you, sorry US humans with subtle differences like a lack of armpits or salivary glands who mostly eats tree frogs for sustenance. What? That would be INSANE. Let’s talk about how completely normal her speech…

You gotta admire his spunk, though.