So C-Listers talking to C-Listers?

Food poisoning is natural! We did fine before fake things like refrigerators and thermometers and safe food storage and electricity. We need to go back to living like our ancestors.

Hologram Still More Effective Than Previous PM, Research Finds

When I saw “Shmolin” I did not pronounce it in my head to rhyme with Colin, more like shmoe-lin, so I had to read the headline twice because I am dumb.

“Wait.... DON’T?”

Jesus Christ he’s a fucking piece of shit on this issue.

“In America you can’t even talk about whiteness,” said Drew Domalick, who lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin. “If you try to embrace being white, you are portrayed as being a racist”

Crocodile Cock.

The internet says so though.....

Mmmmm, sperm doner.

Getting to the end of that first item like

Anyone wanna help me with a presentation for one of my classes? I’m looking for examples of textbooks, educational materials, and curricula that are biased in favor of the dominant culture. Ideally, I want primary sources, so if you’ve got a link or the title and author’s name, please share it. I’m looking for really…

Oh god, I’m only three years older and he looks like a BABY

Seriously though Ellen Barkin for President:

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

Indeed. My monocle just fell out!

Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well for Jesus

I loved flaked because it was so much like my real life! I TOO killed someone, faked being sober and being in AA and tricked EVERYONE into thinking I was a sober, pretended to be deep and enlightened and repentant to get people to sleep with me. I didn’t treat them like shit though, I AM JUST COMPLICATED, OKAY? LIFE…